Writers With Drinks this Saturday night

I won’t be there, but that just means there’s more room for you.   It’s a benefit for other magazine!

Saturday, March 11th
7:30pm-9:30pm, doors open 7:00pm
$3 to $5 sliding scale

 

Next week the entire Mission District will be transformed into a 
giant spanking machine. This also includes parts of Bernal Heights 
and the Excelsior. If you venture into the Mission after about 5 PM, 
you’ll probably be pretty severely spanked. It’s some kind of Vegan 
thing. The good news is that Writers With Drinks will be a *spanking 
free zone*, except for the pool table. There will, however, be some 
mandatory coolant baptism going on, because of a deal we made with 
that noisy church next door and the auto parts place down the street.

Reading at this week’s Writers With Drinks will be:

San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford, who has special 
poison sacs under his saliva glands — they can be an aphrodisiac in 
small doses.

Outlaw Bible of American Poetry editor and Matches: A Novel author 
Alan Kaufman, who can levitate half an inch when he’s sleepy.

Louisville Review-published poet Greg Kimura, who wears his skates to  
bed.

Best Women’s Erotica and Fourteen Hills contributor Marianna Cherry,  
who dubs all her own dialogue from the original Bulgarian.

50 Mason-headlining comedian Ali Wong, who invented her own cyber  
dance and can blog while spinning on her head.

"Periodic table mysteries" author Camille Minichino, who has a bionic  
pinky.

 

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